*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(via i-suck-dick)

did-you-kno:

Scientists studying ancient evolutionary changes recently trained a group of fish to walk on land. Over a period of 8 months, the shape of their bodies changed as they adjusted to the terrestrial lifestyle. Source

did-you-kno:

Scientists studying ancient evolutionary changes recently trained a group of fish to walk on land. Over a period of 8 months, the shape of their bodies changed as they adjusted to the terrestrial lifestyle. Source

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. — ― Confucius (via psych-quotes)

unfrickable:

do not sexualize young girls.
yes, I am kink shaming you. 
because you should be ashamed of yourself
for sexualizing young girls, and
no one’s sexual liberation is more important
than protecting young girls.

(via abrotion)

vintageux:

I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family

(via asvprock)

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

(via gaynerdcomic)

spe-s:

i want kisses and maybe a little bit of rough sex 

(via sassysinglelady)

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did. — (via suspend)

(via meme-myself-andi)

jackanthonyfernandez:

yo-girl-irayy:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Daaaaaamnnn

Samsung is so extra esp when their phone looks like a fucking Pop Tart

jackanthonyfernandez:

yo-girl-irayy:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Daaaaaamnnn

Samsung is so extra esp when their phone looks like a fucking Pop Tart

(via sassysinglelady)

liartownusa:

Have You Seen Your Cat?

liartownusa:

Have You Seen Your Cat?

(via vvankinq)

pussysista:

Him: I really like costumes

Me:

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(via sassysinglelady)