broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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heart:

heart:

imagine if humans didn’t have knees and couldn’t kneel down to pick things up so we always had to stick our butts in peoples faces

wait wtf was I thinking when I typed this

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smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

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tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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forcentruries:

"Why are you so tired?"

"Why are you so emotional?"

"Why are is your life such a mess right now?

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amporasomesugaronme:

internetexplorers:

“hitler” has 6 letters and so does “neopet”

coincidence?

probably

they both fit the 6 by 6 rule? 

Your name is NEOPET HITLER and you are a COINCIDENCE. 

PROBABLY.

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adailypickupline:

No wonder there is a a fee line. You are purfect in bed.

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adailypickupline:

No wonder there is a a fee line. You are purfect in bed.

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